Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts

Thursday, 19 May 2011

This Knife Stabs and Then Explodes What It Stabbed


The deadliest knife ever made, ever.
You could just stab someone regular style, but what if I told you there was another way? A way that involved exploding them while stabbing them? Yes, I will most certainly go on.

The WASP knife is intended for divers who need to defend themselves against shark attacks (yes, it gets even more awesome) by Jaws-caliber sharks who aren't put off by simple stabbing. 
You see, fellow violence-crazed individual, the WASP knife, upon stabbing, injects the victim with a basketball-sized, freezing ball of compressed gas that instantly splodes them from the inside out--but not before freezing their internal organs. It's so fast that if you stabbed a Great White with one of these, the blood wouldn't even hit the water before the inflated shark rose to the surface.
The sickest thing? You can just buy these online. Yep. No special license or anything. Knife Center has them for $399.95 each. Please don't use them on actual living creatures. 
Here you can see John Stamos being coated in meat and blood for his portrayal of a WASP Knife victim in the Law & Order: SVU episode that aired May 4th. As you might suspect, this requires copious amounts of cow guts.


This Knife Stabs and Then Explodes What It Stabbed


The deadliest knife ever made, ever.
You could just stab someone regular style, but what if I told you there was another way? A way that involved exploding them while stabbing them? Yes, I will most certainly go on.

The WASP knife is intended for divers who need to defend themselves against shark attacks (yes, it gets even more awesome) by Jaws-caliber sharks who aren't put off by simple stabbing. 
You see, fellow violence-crazed individual, the WASP knife, upon stabbing, injects the victim with a basketball-sized, freezing ball of compressed gas that instantly splodes them from the inside out--but not before freezing their internal organs. It's so fast that if you stabbed a Great White with one of these, the blood wouldn't even hit the water before the inflated shark rose to the surface.
The sickest thing? You can just buy these online. Yep. No special license or anything. Knife Center has them for $399.95 each. Please don't use them on actual living creatures. 
Here you can see John Stamos being coated in meat and blood for his portrayal of a WASP Knife victim in the Law & Order: SVU episode that aired May 4th. As you might suspect, this requires copious amounts of cow guts.


Monday, 16 May 2011

Voice-Changing Iron Man Motorcycle Helmet is Awesome, Unsafe


Can I ride in your sidecar with my War Machine helmet?

You're already riding a motorcycle, so feeble concerns like safety aren't yours to have. Leave it for the moped owners. In lieu of a properly constructed helmet, why not try and cop one of Youtube user Tigerpause444's (I see what you did there, mreowr) custom creations?



The coolest one is the helmet based on the Iron Man Mark VI suit, which has a retractable visor, blue LED lights in the eye-hole spots, and voice changing capability (spoiler: it's one of those kiddie voice-chaing helmets mounted on a regular bike helmet).

Other helmets this dude's made include War Machine from Iron Man, a humongous furry Cookie Monster helmet, Hello Kitty, Optimus Prime and Bumblebee from Transformers, Master Chief from the Halo video game series, and Star Wars' Darth Vader. Tigerpause warns that they might not be entirely safe for road wear, but I'd rather be made into street pizza looking like Tony Stark than a big ol' dork.

Though he says on his profile page that the helmets aren't for sale, everybody's got a price. My offer is $20, due to the fact that I don't actually own a motorcycle and would just wear this around the house. Get at me, dog.

Voice-Changing Iron Man Motorcycle Helmet is Awesome, Unsafe


Can I ride in your sidecar with my War Machine helmet?

You're already riding a motorcycle, so feeble concerns like safety aren't yours to have. Leave it for the moped owners. In lieu of a properly constructed helmet, why not try and cop one of Youtube user Tigerpause444's (I see what you did there, mreowr) custom creations?



The coolest one is the helmet based on the Iron Man Mark VI suit, which has a retractable visor, blue LED lights in the eye-hole spots, and voice changing capability (spoiler: it's one of those kiddie voice-chaing helmets mounted on a regular bike helmet).

Other helmets this dude's made include War Machine from Iron Man, a humongous furry Cookie Monster helmet, Hello Kitty, Optimus Prime and Bumblebee from Transformers, Master Chief from the Halo video game series, and Star Wars' Darth Vader. Tigerpause warns that they might not be entirely safe for road wear, but I'd rather be made into street pizza looking like Tony Stark than a big ol' dork.

Though he says on his profile page that the helmets aren't for sale, everybody's got a price. My offer is $20, due to the fact that I don't actually own a motorcycle and would just wear this around the house. Get at me, dog.

Step Aside, C-3PO: R2-D2 BBQ Wants to Smoke Your Meat


Life just doesn't get much better than space operas and outside meat.
Whether you're in it for honey-glazed leg of TaunTaun or teriyaki Hutt lips, a Star Wars-themed barbeque can only bring good things. Doubly so if you happen to employ the R2-D2 smoker seen here.

Instead of beeping, complaining, and falling into swamps, this R2-D2 uses its own 55-gallon drum body to smoke the crap out of any meat products you should see fit.

Any true grill-master knows that smoking is absolutely key. It flavors the meat so nice when you cook it low and slow, you know? Trust me, even the cheapest cut of meat will taste straight outta Memphis once it spends twenty hours heating up inside an astromech's body.

The R2-BQ is the design of one Philip Wise, master of TheForce.net, Rebelscum.com, and The New Wookiee Workshop, from whence this project comes. Wise is also one of the biggest private collectors of Star Wars memorabilia ever.

Step Aside, C-3PO: R2-D2 BBQ Wants to Smoke Your Meat


Life just doesn't get much better than space operas and outside meat.
Whether you're in it for honey-glazed leg of TaunTaun or teriyaki Hutt lips, a Star Wars-themed barbeque can only bring good things. Doubly so if you happen to employ the R2-D2 smoker seen here.

Instead of beeping, complaining, and falling into swamps, this R2-D2 uses its own 55-gallon drum body to smoke the crap out of any meat products you should see fit.

Any true grill-master knows that smoking is absolutely key. It flavors the meat so nice when you cook it low and slow, you know? Trust me, even the cheapest cut of meat will taste straight outta Memphis once it spends twenty hours heating up inside an astromech's body.

The R2-BQ is the design of one Philip Wise, master of TheForce.net, Rebelscum.com, and The New Wookiee Workshop, from whence this project comes. Wise is also one of the biggest private collectors of Star Wars memorabilia ever.

Thursday, 7 April 2011

Amazing Animal Stories


Here are some that got our attention in recent weeks.

Amazing animal stories
Animals make headlines almost every day -- from silly stories to scary tales to heartbreakers.

Thunderously purring cat
Sound specialists at a British community college recorded the purr of a housecat named Smokey and said it was 16 times louder than the average purr. How many decibels?

Bronx Zoo cobra
It didn't take long for the alleged adventures of a cobra that disappeared from the Bronx Zoo to start entertaining followers of a fake Twitter account (one silly tweet) and a Facebook page.
Shark jumper
Talk about jumping the shark! A Texas fisherman was out hoping to catch some red snapper when a 375-pound mako shark (how long was it?) flopped onto the back of his boat in the Gulf of Mexico.
Raccoon's sticky situation
A raccoon attracted quite a crowd when he spent eight hours perched on a utility pole with his head stuck inside a peanut butter jar. The animal (what's his nickname?) quickly scampered off after the Long Island Power Authority came to his rescue.
Rare tortoise missing

Authorities suspect that a rare tortoise might have been stolen from a zoo in Colorado Springs, Colo. Butti, who is 13 and eats a special diet because of health problems, was last seen in an exhibit where visitors can handle him and his brother, Tutti.
Scooter-riding dog
It's not every day you see a fluffy herding dog riding a scooter. So, it's no wonder that video of Norman the Briard (what kind of breed is that?) cruising down the street went viral. He's appeared on a morning news show and on a late-night talk show.
Lost penguin of Lima
A Humboldt penguin named Tomas waddled miles away from his beach home into Peru's bustling capital. Police took him in, and he became something of a celebrity, reportedly posing for pictures as people flocked to see him. Humboldts are endangered (how many are left in the wild?).
: Tortoise sparks fast-moving blaze
Fire officials say a pet African tortoise (what's his name? | how big is he?) knocked over the heat lamp in his terrarium and sparked a fast-moving fire that ignited a pile of art supplies and quickly spread through a New York City apartment.

Coyote delays jets at airport
For a few long minutes, a coyote wandered onto a runway and delayed flights at the world's busiest airport. Federal Aviation Administration officials say flights resumed after an airport vehicle chased the animal into a ravine.

Dog survives fire
A Boston woman was overjoyed when she found Lola, her beloved dachshund, living in the wreckage of her burned-out home -- a month after the fire. Veterinarians said Lola had somehow found food and water in the home and that she's expected to fully
Baby dolphin survives tsunami
There are many stories of dolphins rescuing humans from shark attacks. Recently, a pet shop owner came to the rescue of a baby dolphin after spotting it in a flooded rice field almost two weeks after the earthquake and tsunami that struck Japan. Ryo Taira and some friends wrapped the dolphin in wet towels and drove it back to the sea, where they set it free.
Deaf puppy learns sign language
A deaf couple who rescued a springer spaniel from a UK animal shelter is teaching the pup sign language. So far, little Alice has learned to follow signed instructions for sit down, sit up, come and roll over.
A woman & her kangaroo
An Oklahoma woman suffering from depression is fighting to keep a therapy pet that has city officials concerned about possible public safety risks. Christie Carr is asking for an exemption that would allow her to keep her 25-pound partially paralyzed great red kangaroo named Irwin.

Guilt-ridden dog
A video "investigation" featuring two dogs and one empty bag of cat treats became an online sensation.

Amazing Animal Stories


Here are some that got our attention in recent weeks.

Amazing animal stories
Animals make headlines almost every day -- from silly stories to scary tales to heartbreakers.

Thunderously purring cat
Sound specialists at a British community college recorded the purr of a housecat named Smokey and said it was 16 times louder than the average purr. How many decibels?

Bronx Zoo cobra
It didn't take long for the alleged adventures of a cobra that disappeared from the Bronx Zoo to start entertaining followers of a fake Twitter account (one silly tweet) and a Facebook page.
Shark jumper
Talk about jumping the shark! A Texas fisherman was out hoping to catch some red snapper when a 375-pound mako shark (how long was it?) flopped onto the back of his boat in the Gulf of Mexico.
Raccoon's sticky situation
A raccoon attracted quite a crowd when he spent eight hours perched on a utility pole with his head stuck inside a peanut butter jar. The animal (what's his nickname?) quickly scampered off after the Long Island Power Authority came to his rescue.
Rare tortoise missing

Authorities suspect that a rare tortoise might have been stolen from a zoo in Colorado Springs, Colo. Butti, who is 13 and eats a special diet because of health problems, was last seen in an exhibit where visitors can handle him and his brother, Tutti.
Scooter-riding dog
It's not every day you see a fluffy herding dog riding a scooter. So, it's no wonder that video of Norman the Briard (what kind of breed is that?) cruising down the street went viral. He's appeared on a morning news show and on a late-night talk show.
Lost penguin of Lima
A Humboldt penguin named Tomas waddled miles away from his beach home into Peru's bustling capital. Police took him in, and he became something of a celebrity, reportedly posing for pictures as people flocked to see him. Humboldts are endangered (how many are left in the wild?).
: Tortoise sparks fast-moving blaze
Fire officials say a pet African tortoise (what's his name? | how big is he?) knocked over the heat lamp in his terrarium and sparked a fast-moving fire that ignited a pile of art supplies and quickly spread through a New York City apartment.

Coyote delays jets at airport
For a few long minutes, a coyote wandered onto a runway and delayed flights at the world's busiest airport. Federal Aviation Administration officials say flights resumed after an airport vehicle chased the animal into a ravine.

Dog survives fire
A Boston woman was overjoyed when she found Lola, her beloved dachshund, living in the wreckage of her burned-out home -- a month after the fire. Veterinarians said Lola had somehow found food and water in the home and that she's expected to fully
Baby dolphin survives tsunami
There are many stories of dolphins rescuing humans from shark attacks. Recently, a pet shop owner came to the rescue of a baby dolphin after spotting it in a flooded rice field almost two weeks after the earthquake and tsunami that struck Japan. Ryo Taira and some friends wrapped the dolphin in wet towels and drove it back to the sea, where they set it free.
Deaf puppy learns sign language
A deaf couple who rescued a springer spaniel from a UK animal shelter is teaching the pup sign language. So far, little Alice has learned to follow signed instructions for sit down, sit up, come and roll over.
A woman & her kangaroo
An Oklahoma woman suffering from depression is fighting to keep a therapy pet that has city officials concerned about possible public safety risks. Christie Carr is asking for an exemption that would allow her to keep her 25-pound partially paralyzed great red kangaroo named Irwin.

Guilt-ridden dog
A video "investigation" featuring two dogs and one empty bag of cat treats became an online sensation.

Amazing Animal Stories


Here are some that got our attention in recent weeks.

Amazing animal stories
Animals make headlines almost every day -- from silly stories to scary tales to heartbreakers.

Thunderously purring cat
Sound specialists at a British community college recorded the purr of a housecat named Smokey and said it was 16 times louder than the average purr. How many decibels?

Bronx Zoo cobra
It didn't take long for the alleged adventures of a cobra that disappeared from the Bronx Zoo to start entertaining followers of a fake Twitter account (one silly tweet) and a Facebook page.
Shark jumper
Talk about jumping the shark! A Texas fisherman was out hoping to catch some red snapper when a 375-pound mako shark (how long was it?) flopped onto the back of his boat in the Gulf of Mexico.
Raccoon's sticky situation
A raccoon attracted quite a crowd when he spent eight hours perched on a utility pole with his head stuck inside a peanut butter jar. The animal (what's his nickname?) quickly scampered off after the Long Island Power Authority came to his rescue.
Rare tortoise missing

Authorities suspect that a rare tortoise might have been stolen from a zoo in Colorado Springs, Colo. Butti, who is 13 and eats a special diet because of health problems, was last seen in an exhibit where visitors can handle him and his brother, Tutti.
Scooter-riding dog
It's not every day you see a fluffy herding dog riding a scooter. So, it's no wonder that video of Norman the Briard (what kind of breed is that?) cruising down the street went viral. He's appeared on a morning news show and on a late-night talk show.
Lost penguin of Lima
A Humboldt penguin named Tomas waddled miles away from his beach home into Peru's bustling capital. Police took him in, and he became something of a celebrity, reportedly posing for pictures as people flocked to see him. Humboldts are endangered (how many are left in the wild?).
: Tortoise sparks fast-moving blaze
Fire officials say a pet African tortoise (what's his name? | how big is he?) knocked over the heat lamp in his terrarium and sparked a fast-moving fire that ignited a pile of art supplies and quickly spread through a New York City apartment.

Coyote delays jets at airport
For a few long minutes, a coyote wandered onto a runway and delayed flights at the world's busiest airport. Federal Aviation Administration officials say flights resumed after an airport vehicle chased the animal into a ravine.

Dog survives fire
A Boston woman was overjoyed when she found Lola, her beloved dachshund, living in the wreckage of her burned-out home -- a month after the fire. Veterinarians said Lola had somehow found food and water in the home and that she's expected to fully
Baby dolphin survives tsunami
There are many stories of dolphins rescuing humans from shark attacks. Recently, a pet shop owner came to the rescue of a baby dolphin after spotting it in a flooded rice field almost two weeks after the earthquake and tsunami that struck Japan. Ryo Taira and some friends wrapped the dolphin in wet towels and drove it back to the sea, where they set it free.
Deaf puppy learns sign language
A deaf couple who rescued a springer spaniel from a UK animal shelter is teaching the pup sign language. So far, little Alice has learned to follow signed instructions for sit down, sit up, come and roll over.
A woman & her kangaroo
An Oklahoma woman suffering from depression is fighting to keep a therapy pet that has city officials concerned about possible public safety risks. Christie Carr is asking for an exemption that would allow her to keep her 25-pound partially paralyzed great red kangaroo named Irwin.

Guilt-ridden dog
A video "investigation" featuring two dogs and one empty bag of cat treats became an online sensation.

 
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